Stalk Market for Wednesday, May 15

AM: 93 Bells
PM: 107 Bells

Crashed and Drowned

Look what washed up on my beach today. He doesn’t seem to be a very good navigator.

But my name’s Vella—wait, lobster?

but you don’t wear any shoes…

You never had any boots…

That’s not very nice, Gulliver

My choices were:

• Italy
• Germany
• Chile
• Japan

I should soon be receiving a gift for choosing wisely. I hope he says hi to a certain mustachioed plumber while he’s there.

I think the plumber looks a little like this without the obvious nose tan-line.

Whooooo

I walked into the museum this morning with a pocket full of fossils ready to shake Blathers awake and he was staring at me. In the daylight. Awake. It creeped my out a little so I asked him what was wrong.

He said that even though Hanabi Museum’s collection has grown, it doesn’t receive as many visitors as he’d like. He had just the solution.

While I’m completely on board with this idea, I have a feeling it’s going to set me back a few bells. I agreed to talk to Isabelle about remodeling the museum, but I think it’ll be a few days before we can scrape the bells together.

Incidentally I did remember to donate the painting I bought from Redd. It hangs proudly in the art wing.

Outakes

Oh dear god he sneezed ON ME. Yuck Yuuuuuuuck

ick. ick. ick.

She’s talking about Kitt. I think “unique” is a nicer word for creepy, or terrible.

I want to change my hairstyle, but I think this is a bit drastic.

P.S. Nintendo provided me with a copy of the US version of the game. Thanks Nintendo!