Animal Crossing New Leaf US: Dare to be Unfunny

Stalk Market for Monday, May 20

AM: 86 Bells
PM: 85 Bells

Before I delve into the real news of today I feel the need to mention that I received a letter from mom. Attached was a soft serve lamp. I had it in my pockets and it seems like everyone was out to get that lamp off me before I could even find a spot for it in my house.

Shep tried to buy it off me.

Shep tried to buy it off me.

then decided once I wouldn't sell it that he'd just write a poem.

then decided once I wouldn’t sell it that he’d just write a poem.

Our camper du jour then tried to swindle me out of it playing games. I declined.

Our camper du jour then tried to swindle me out of it playing games. I declined.

Club lol is open for business

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While I haven’t seen the main act yet since it’s not late enough, I did stop by this afternoon to say hi to Shrunk.

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I gave Shrunk a piece of fruit and as thanks he showed me his “Glee” joke. To be honest it wasn’t very good.

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Afterward I got the glee emotion, which made sitting through that terrible performance all worthwhile.

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Best Dressed

I stopped by the Able Sisters shop today and asked Sable if I could use her fancy sewing machine. Before letting me use it she gave me a mannequin. I know just what to put on it!

Ooooh a mannequin! Awesome

Ooooh a mannequin! Awesome

I stopped for a little more shopping before putting my mannequin up...

I stopped for a little more shopping before putting my mannequin up…

And posing with it :)

And posing with it 🙂

Outtakes

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Yes please. I likes tiny dinosaurs.

Yes please. I likes tiny dinosaurs.

P.S. I received a US copy of Animal Crossing New Leaf from Nintendo. Thanks, Nintendo!

Animal Crossing New Leaf US: Back off, Evildoer

Stalk Market for Tuesday, May 14

AM: 126 Bells
PM: 115 Bells

Club LOL

No sooner did I step out my front door this morning than I was accosted by someone new to town, Shrunk. I don’t know where he came from, but it seems he wants to open up a shop. I was tired and hadn’t had my coffee yet so I agreed to help him get authorization for it before I even heard what kind of shop it was.

I like the JP Name better. I wonder why they changed it.

I like the JP Name better. I wonder why they changed it.

She = Isabelle

She = Isabelle

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Yup, I'm game.

Yup, I’m game.

Me too!

Me too!

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It's not that kind of club...but if you'll sign I won't contradict you

It’s not that kind of club…but if you’ll sign I won’t contradict you

I got the six required signatures and then turned in the signature sheet to Shrunk. He doesn’t know how long construction will take, but rest assured we’ll have a club in town soon.

The Gallery’s in Town

On my rounds gathering signatures I came upon a familiar green tent. I went inside to see what rare art pieces were for sale from my “Cousin”.

The two figures are on the wrong side. FAKE.

The two figures are on the wrong side. FAKE.

Her hands are crossed incorrectly. FAKE.

Her hands are crossed incorrectly. FAKE.

The two central figures are reversed. FAKE.

The two central figures are reversed. FAKE.


This flowery painting doesn't have a counterfeit. Therefore, REAL.

This flowery painting doesn’t have a counterfeit. Therefore, REAL.

I bought the flowery painting for 3,920 bells. I can’t wait to show it to Blathers!

Kicks!

That construction east of the Able Sister’s shop is finally done. Kicks shoe shop opened today. Isabelle told me all about it. She may be even more excited about it than I am.

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I bought the Jester Shoes. Now I just need the pants and I can be a bona-fide clown. If only he sold hero’s shoes…

Outtakes

Maybe I need to shade myself? Look at my awesome tan!

Maybe I need to shade myself? Look at my awesome tan!

Oh no! My Lair! My secret lair!

Oh no! My Lair! My secret lair!

Oh no! My Lair! My secret lair!

Oh no! My Lair! My secret lair!


Maybe she can stay...

Maybe she can stay…